Here's my favorite joke....
There's this little old lady, you know...grey hair..in her 70's, and she's a huge boxing fanatic. So, one day she decides to get a tattoo done of her two fave boxers.
She goes to a tattoo artist and asks the guy for a picture of Mike Tyson on her left inner thigh and a picture of Evander Holyfield on her right inner thigh.
The guy is a bit bemused because of her age but agrees to do it for her anyway.
After a few hours the guy has finished, he gets a mirror for her to have a look and she goes mad! 'It's nothing like them' she yells, 'Get me the manager' she screams.
So, the manager comes in and she explains to him the tattoos that she wanted and how they look nothing like the two boxers.
'I quite agree' says the manager. 'But you must admit, the one in the middle is the spitting image of Don King'
I love that joke.
BTW...how long til this is locked??
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