Every day... bird crap... wash, wipe... birdcrap again....
Well, I went to a garden center and bought two of these fake OWL statues, I placed one near some bushes and another near a wall faceing my lude.
So far, the birds stay clear of the area.
Im told that you need to move em around a little or the birds will figure out its a fake OWL... and even stick it on a pole and swing it around a bit.. to scare the hell out of the whole block of birds.
$8.99 or less, any garden center outlet. Thought Id share the idea.