^Hrmmm update: last night while leaving the grocery store around 11pm I hurried up and jumped into my car and did the usual routine... close door, lock door, foot on brake & clutch, key in ignition, turn, check mirrors... WTF no brake lights reflecting in the car behind me? So I get out and check... tail lights work, brake lights dont. Grrrrreat. I pulled the cover, a wire to my spoiler light was cut, the bulbs were all good. So I use my lipstick knife (not only is it cute, it's handy!!) and spliced it back together, still no brake lights. Sooo I pulled the fuse box on the floor (in the rain mind you) & couldn't find anything. Finally I gave up, the groceries were getting warm and I was soaking wet. On the way home I pass the carwash and HAD to go in to investigate some more. So I pull the fuse box under the hood... yes sirrr I found a blown fuse.. FOR MY HORN. So I replace the horn fuse and wa-la.. the brake lights work. Thats a honda for you. This makes me believe my brake lights haven't been working since June... errr I highly doubt that though because I've been followed by cops MANY times since then and never pulled over. Friends follow me everywhere and I even went out on the cruise at Irene's bbq and you think someone would have noticed

Oh well.. it's fixed

I used my horn like 5 times on the way to work this morning just for the sake of using it
Cliff notes: Broken cruise control + broken horn + no brake lights = horn fuse under the hood.