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I got pulled over by the cops last week

I just got of my p/t gig at 0230 hrs heading home. I was pretty much the only one on the road - going the speed limit. All of a sudden out of nowhere this car appears right behind me - tailing my arse. I look in my rear view mirror and could tell it was a cop. (He wanted a better look at my plates so he could run it.) I wasn't doing anything wrong so I wasn't worried. The he pulls away from my arse approximately 2 car lengths. So I thought I was in the clear

(What he's really doing is getting my details from dispatch). I'm know I'm on the system but I did nothing wrong so I have nothing to worry about. Right?
WRONG! I pull into lane one to give him the right of way as I was in the fast lane. He follows me. Then he turns on his lights. "Great!" I thought

I pull over and turn on my hazards. "This cop has nothing better to do" I thought.
Oh I forgot to mention, I work for the cop shop. What dispatch was relaying to him was my clean record and reports that I have filed while working at said cop shop.
Our conversation went like this:
Officer: Licence and registration please.
Me: Sure. (And proceed to give it to him. As I take out my DL my police ID is exposed as it was right behind my DL. I'm not sure if he noticed it)
Officer: Where are you coming from?
Me: Work.
Officer: Where do you work?
Me: I just got off shift at Coast Mountain Bus Company (Transit system here in Vancouver for those of you that are unfamiliar) where I work p/t.
Officer: So you just renewed your insurance eh?
Me: Yup.
Officer: Thanks. Have a good night. (Gives back my DL and registration)
The end