I have brought Shame to Luder's. - Honda Prelude Forum

BlueEluder-SH · 08-19-2001, 09:41 PM

I went to the illegals last night. I finally got my GF to bring her 300ZX Twin Turbo(auto)... and I got her to race me.. obviously she kicks my ass.. no shame in that... but when I went back around a black P.O.S. civic called me out.

and I DO MEAN ... P.O.S. The uglee ****ing thing had hub caps.. crappy old black fading paint... BASICALLY it was a Civic EX.. that's right goddamnit.. a measely ****ing civic EX.. I took the challenge with a laugh. It looked pretty beat up and stock.. no loud sounds coming from it.. the only thing that looked odd was that the exhaust had dual tips.. it looked exactly like the stock I4 94-97 Accord exhaust. I figured the ****er didn't have money for anything and went to some junk yard and snagged an old accord exhaust...

So I tell my GF to get in the car so we can have a laugh or two at this ****er for even challenging me. WTF goddamn christ.. this mother ****er had me through all the gears.... I mean he only beat me by 3/4 of a carlength... I was sweating it so damn much.. I miss shifted back into 2nd gear and I hurt my poor baby.

IT WAS SO ****ING UNBELIEVEABLY EMBARRASSING TO SWING BACK AROUND... THE WHOLE ****ING CROWD WAS LAUGHING AND SHHT.. and some lame ****ers we're even shouting "loser".

Can this be possible. I've beating several Civic Si's with the whole goddamn I/H/E combo.. and this uglee P.O.S. EX wins.. WTF is going on here.. even if a Civic EX has NOS I should still be able to take it.. granted he's not running bigger than a 75shot right... someone please come up with excuses for me.. it's just not right.

Then I put myself to more shame.. cause I challenged this Eclipse GS-T rag top that I haven't seen for about 3 months.. his car looks alot more different now.. I talked to him and he bought a down pipe, Apex'I Super AFC, Blow Off Valve and boost controller.. well I raced him in my GF's 300ZX Twin Turbo... and he KICKED MY ****ING ASS. He beat the Z by about 4 car lengths... goddamnit.. is that possible again. I brought so much damn shame to myself last night.. I couldn't even sleep.. I can see all the mother ****ers laughing now. I used to be respected for kicking everyone's ass stock. Then I stopped showing up for 3 months.. and I still came back stock.. and now everyone is simply wooping my ass... sorry so long guys... I just had to let it out. I'm getting a FULL TIME job now... I'm keeping on the low down.. I swear on the all mighty that the next time they see me.. I will be the one whooping ass. I PROMISE ALL 'LUDERS NATIONWIDE!!!!!!!!!

ImagePree · 08-19-2001, 09:47 PM

*sigh*

98 San Marino SH · 08-19-2001, 09:56 PM

funny you only have a Kill list in your profile....better start a Killed By list

illusion · 08-19-2001, 10:08 PM

um, its called a 'sleeper'

there is a civic hatch by me with a gsr engine. its the ugliest thing you will ever see. paint is faded.. looks like it was spray painted over. yet, the thing moves. :\

oh yeah, beating civic si's means nothing. those things are slow.

Gen Five · 08-19-2001, 10:21 PM

don't worry about it. even if he has a fast civic...guess what..its still only a civic. anyone here could have bought a used crx for 1-2 grand and spent 15-20 grand on mods. but you'd still only have a fast crx.

you have a prelude. its classy and respected. be happy with that and laugh when they role up with some POS.

wanna beat him? throw a 50-75 shot in your car and you'll roll over em. cheap power

o0OO0o · 08-19-2001, 10:23 PM

moved.

Blue___Lude · 08-19-2001, 10:35 PM

which illegals did you go to?

BlueEluder-SH · 08-19-2001, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by BLuE___PrELuDe
which illegals did you go to?

Lake Oso Flaco... it's in Nipomo. About 20 minutes south of San Luis Obispo.. The races are held every saturday nowadays. There are 5 different locations that they go to.

The meeting spot is in the Kragen parking lot (Santa Maria/Broadway) across from EUI Motorsports at 9:30 - 10:00pm.

Lake Oso Flaco has gotten really bad since the last time I been there three months ago... it's a two lane road in the middle of two farms. So there are HUGE irrifation V-ditches on the sides... DO NOT LOOSE CONTROL... A CRX has already fallen into the ditch and had to be towed by one of the truckers that sometimes come along.

There was ALOT of sand on the road yesterday from tractors I suppose... there was even a huge 1/8 mile puddle that I accidently drove through... I went to the COIN Car wash 2:00 am in the morning. then when I woke up in the morning.. it was still hella bad.. I has to give it a good ass washing and waxing.

99Prelude_LC · 08-20-2001, 12:00 AM

haha nice kill list, you need to redeem yourself
mine consists of a supercharged saleen mustang 281, a few new mustang GTs, modded z28s,modded GTP, RX7 turbos, Type Rs up the a$$ then again i prolly race more than most ppl

BottleFedLude · 08-20-2001, 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by 98 San Marino SH
funny you only have a Kill list in your profile....better start a Killed By list

PassatVR6 · 08-20-2001, 07:52 AM

HA_HA u lost to an EX

jk man, the guy above is right, it's called a sleeper. It looks like trash but is prolly packin an LS motor under the hood or something considering he barely beat you. Next time tell your GF to watch from the sidelines, run with the gas light on, and empty the trunk/spare tire and the tides will turn in your favor. If you want, you can disconnect your filter/airbox just for racing - that will buy u a few HPs also. Now go back and redeem yourself :finger:

chomorro · 08-20-2001, 01:38 PM

Don't feel bad, I lost to an ex with nitrous before I got my SC. I beat the bastard by four cars then I shifted to fourth gear and he flew by me like superman. Its ok though, now I got SC and I will find him and win, unless he's been impounded already or his engines blown

I will find him and the SC gsr that kicked my ass.