So I'm leaving a lounge with my gf in my hybrid. I'm turning left at this light (going slow, not revving or drawing attention), when these this punk in the passenger seat of a BMW 540i (waiting at a stoplight to go the opposite way) starts yelling all sorts or **** at me.
Passenger: Haha! It's a HONNDUUHHH. haha.
Me: You want to run that POS BMW? I'll ****ing kill that piece.
I proceeded to burn the front tires off up the street to see if they got the point. It worked...
So I see them make a u-turn and they're 2 cars behind me at the next light where I'm turning right. They're flipping me off. I'm pretty pissed now. Especially being with my gf and being heckled by these two punks in daddy's BMW.
We hit an open stretch of road. I let them get next to me. I let them *try* to jump first and then I hammer it! We're off and I'm ahead by 2 carlengths EASILY. I laugh and let off the accelerator. They fly by. (I guess that would be called a kraut fly by).
I let them stay ahead and we go through some construction. We get out of the construction and I'm WOT again and I absolutely leave them like they're standing still! I put 3 carlengths on them and then slow up for the traffic ahead. We reach a stoplight...
Passenger: That HONDUH is slow. You got killed.
Me: WTF are you talking about. I beat the **** out of you and then I let off for the construction zone.
Passenger: What's the stupid tach for?
Driver: Do you have a SUPERCHARGER in that?? What do you have??
Me: You ****ing idiot. I walked that BMW.
Me: No. It's an Integra engine.
Driver: Bull****. It's a supercharger.
Me: Nope. A different engine.
Driver: Do you want a cookie?
Me: **** off (followed by a friendly gesture with my right hand)
The light turns green and we wait for the traffic ahead to go. We both hit it and I murdered that BMW on the 1-2 shift. It wasn't even funny.
****ing rich prick boys in their daddy's BMWs. Piss me the **** off.
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