I hate to say it but if you have a SS 5th gen you will loose to all of them.
CAR...........................
0-60...............
1/4 mile
00' Pontiac GT ...............7.7...........................15.9
00' Pontiac STP..............6.8...........................15. 1
95 - 01 BMW 325I...........7.0...........................15.4
00' Jeep Cherookee V8.....7.0...........................15.5
5th gen SS...................7.8...........................1 6.0
before you say "oh yeah well so-and-so ran a blah blah @ blah blah".... those tests are ALL in the same conditions, driven in the same way..... published by car and driver...
besides, its hard to screw up driving a push-button automatic
now if you have a 5-speed, you will tie for 2nd place with a
published 15.4. if these cars are modded, then it all depends on the $ spent.
btw tell your friend with the Jeep that if he races it on the street that its darwinism waiting to happen I just hope he doesn't take out anyone I know when he finally plows it in.