For everything that happened Saturday, the BBQ went off pretty well. It takes more than ****ty weather and a 30% ditch rate to stop us from having a good time!
Eric + Pam: Your parents were the sh!t, so much more so than Mike's were. I talked to them the morning after, personally thanked them and they didn't seem upset. Your mom said this BBQ went GREAT compared to others in the past; they just weren't used to people being up so late.
Oh and on behalf of my bro, thanks for bringing friends! Hahahaha.
Paul + Irene: Not much new to say here. Love seeing you guys everytime, its always fun. Asshole was great; we need to find more drinking games! And next time your in South Jersey to go to the beach, gimme a call! Oh, and Irene, I will get you that bottle of Hypnotiq eventually!
Rich: Nice finally meeting you, welcome to the PO NE family! Your a chill kid to hang with and your car is damn nice too. I'm sure we'll be chilling again soon.
Manny: Good to see you again. I know you didn't get to drink much but hopefully you still have a good time. I always love sharing the NPM stories because they are so freaking hiliarious, mostly because of my own doing.
Kirill: Haha, we da men bro. We made it until 430 in the morning. Again, you were awesome on teh grill. As soon as I get some positive cash flow going again, you know we'll be chilling in the city.
230 AM:
Me: I heard Mattsy likes IDB!
Mattsy: No, thats Vic.
Kirill: I'm gonna spoon Vic!
Vic: (Sits up straight) WTF!?
Bwahaahahaha.
Vic: I'm glad I could finally give you back your damn walkie-talkies. Now I don't have to listen to you bish and complain all the time about them.

And get those damn parts on your car already!

Oh and stop walking around with the tripod and talking pictures in the air!
Matt: Mattsy, Mattsy, Mattsy. You were a lush at NPM and you were a lush AGAIN. LOL. I couldn't believe when me and Kirill came back that you, my brother, and a couple of otheres were hammerred in the hour or so we were gone. I'm glad you made the trek down with Vic. It was alot of fun. Sorry about your car. 5G > 4G.
Dave (Dameione): Man, you are ****ing hilarious. You are definitely a cool person to hang with, as well as someone you can just sit back and talk with for hours. You are welcome anytime to our meets.
Carlos: Definitely good to finally meet you man. Awesome person to chill with. Sorry you had to go through so much sh1t with your girl, but I'm glad you came and we were able to cheer you up a bit. Give me a call sometime and we can go out somewhere and have a couple of beers.
Keith: Good to see you again token black guy. We definitely have to hang out more. If you go out one night to play pool or something, let me know. Its not like I have much to do while on umemployment. And let your brother know that when people get drunk, they say stupid things!
Vicki: Sorry that you couldn't stay longer. I felt bad when I found you got stuck in five hours of traffic. That just sucks. Hopefully you made it home ok!
Jeff: Glad to see your feeling better. You looked alot better then you did at times at NPM. I'm sorry I had to miss all the interesting conversations though, about G-spots, men's underwear, Kirill's g@y pants, and whatever else you were talking about.
I don't think I left anyone out, but if I did, let me know! And keep your eyes peeled for another meet coming up within a month or two. Not a BBQ, but hopefully something different and fun!
Highlights:
- Several rounds of asshole!

- 150 Jello shots! 30 of which were mine!

- Jeff swiping his card in Lisa's boobs.

- Sugar gliders!

- Kirill on the grill.

- Fudge chicken!

- Vic walking around taking pictures with the tripod attached.

- Bentley at the rest stop!
- One and a half garbage cans full of beer bottles.
See you next year for BBQ '05!