I will let you be one of my henchmen when this time comes?
I will only be able to pay you in stockpiles of awesome JDM door sills though, which I will either open a factory to reproduce them or have the henchmen hunt down everyone who has them and steal them.
And they will be converted into something useful so that people can no longer say they're useless. Some of their many uses could include...
Ski's
Swords (by sharpening the ends)
Baseboards (so your house can be decorated like your car)
umm... did I say swords already?
Maybe I can use the swords on the haters of this thread
